OH YEAH!!!!

My sex appeal is 8.3 out of 10.
Ladies beware!!!

Lets101 Quizzes - Blog Quizzes

WHO?

Your Power Bird is an Owl

You are beyond wise. You are so smart, you're almost prophetic. Your inner voice always speaks the truth, and you take the time to listen to it. You are good at seeing who people are... including the darkness of others. As a result, you tend to have a rather dark - yet realistic - outlook on life.

What's Your Power Bird?

To PITA or not to PITA

Whoever said that hiding under a rock was an insult had no idea of what was under there. Split level with 3,2 and 2 and central air. Was it any wonder why I have'nt been around lately? Anyway I had the pleasure of peeking out from under it and found a schroom. It was nice to speak with her once again and delve into some pretty nifty philosophical metafores. Full bodied and less filling never looked so good eh schroom? Well the doctor set me up for yet another zipper job in December. This time a gall bladder....I can't wait to see it removed, get a picture of it embossed on a T shirt with the phrase "Call Me Stoney" over the picture. :P

Wow The Red Sox won again. I was wondering why everyone looked at me funny during one of the games. Could have been the Minnesota Vikings Jersey I had on, holding a hockey stick and yelling "Where's the Ice!!??" All in all, they did a good job and they deserved it.

I think I'm going to vote for Pat Paulsen for President. I cannot understand when is the Democratic Party going to put in a viable candidate. None of who they have has what it takes to get my vote. You put all of their ideas together and they still don't have a platform to stand on. Well if you can accept "We are loosing the War!!" as a good excuse. The Dem Nat'l Commitee could learn a thing or two from Charles Barkley. His platform was pretty simple and easy to understand. "LET'S EAT!!!"

I think it's about time I put in another ad for the Duck and Run Store. Turkey day is just around the corner and I know a few people of the female persuassion that have no idea how to Stuff a Turkey :P Dad always did the stuffing at our house when he was alive. Always wondered why he had a smile on his face when he did it. In my next post I will conduct a class ladies on how to do it without getting slapped...It's all in the hands...:P

Taking notes Schroom?

So I have my own arguments. At least I win each one.

I told you I was good with my hands...

Too much Beauty Sleep

WOW!!! I slept too much. I woke up and looked in the mirror and well, you see the result. Hey Schroom, is this what you get from having too much beauty sleep ??? :P

What is Chocolate without NUTS!! >:p

You are Dark Chocolate

You live your life with intensity, always going full force. You push yourself (and others) to the limit... you want more than you can handle. An extreme person, you challenge and inspire the world!

What Kind of Chocolate Are You?

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Your Score: John Wayne

You scored 42% Tough, 14% Roguish, 23% Friendly, and 19% Charming!

You, my friend, are a man's man, the original true grit, one tough talking, swaggering son of a bitch. You're not a bad guy, on the contrary, you're the ultimate good guy, but you're one tough character, rough and tumble, ready for anything. You call the shots and go your own way, and if some screwy dame is willing to accept your terms, that's just fine by you. Otherwise, you'll just hit the open trail and stay true to yourself. You stand up for what you believe and can handle any situation, usually by rushing into the thick of the action. You're not polished and you're not overly warm, but you're a straight shooter and a real stand up guy. Co-stars include Lauren Bacall and Maureen O'Hara, tough broads who can take care of themselves.

Find out what kind of classic dame you'd make by taking the
Classic Dames Test.

Link: The Classic Leading Man Test written by gidgetgoes on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Noble in the heart and regal as I can get....

Your Power Bird is an Eagle

You are spiritual and able to soar to great heights. You are a true inspiration, and many people look to you for guidance. And you are quite demanding in relationships... but you're worth it. People know that you will become even greater than you imagine.

What's Your Power Bird?